Olsen Saves the (Snow) Day, 1:54 PM
After a day of inclement weather, Olsen made the final call to close school at 1:54 PM this afternoon, saving … Continue reading Olsen Saves the (Snow) Day, 1:54 PM
Category: Administration
Ebola Not an Excuse For Missing Capstone Orientation, Reports Guidance
With the senior capstone program about to begin, guidance has officially announced the mandatory capstone orientation, a mysterious meeting on … Continue reading Ebola Not an Excuse For Missing Capstone Orientation, Reports Guidance
Administration Relieves Stress, Allocates Additional Minute for Crying Between Classes
After many months of occasional mumbles and tangential teacher asides, Westford Academy has finally revealed its plans for a new, … Continue reading Administration Relieves Stress, Allocates Additional Minute for Crying Between Classes
Student Stress Alleviated By Mountain of Work Due Day Before Vacation
After meeting with faculty, administration has made clear that under no circumstances should homework be assigned to students over the … Continue reading Student Stress Alleviated By Mountain of Work Due Day Before Vacation
Seniors Too Lazy for Senior Portraits, Submit Selfies Instead
Picture day has always been and forever will be the most stressful day in a young teenager’s life. For seniors … Continue reading Seniors Too Lazy for Senior Portraits, Submit Selfies Instead
Blackface Declared Appropriate Due to Universal Eradication of Racism
In response to widespread backlash, administration has decided to retract their no-blackface policy. Recently banned due to its negative racial … Continue reading Blackface Declared Appropriate Due to Universal Eradication of Racism
DECA Reserves Entire Eastern Seaboard for Online Testing
Recently, Westford Academy’s DECA chapter has been struggling with an influx of students attempting to boost their college applications with … Continue reading DECA Reserves Entire Eastern Seaboard for Online Testing
ALICE Training Leaves Students Woefully Unprepared for Female Shooter
This past week, Westford Academy underwent its second ALICE training session, a program intended to prepare students and staff for … Continue reading ALICE Training Leaves Students Woefully Unprepared for Female Shooter
Technology Director Takes Charge, Upgrades School Internet to Dial-Up
As part of a new initiative to prepare the school for its upcoming one-to-one device plan, Westford Academy’s technology department … Continue reading Technology Director Takes Charge, Upgrades School Internet to Dial-Up
WA Student Petitions to Make School Name Less Pretentious
Last week, a Westford Academy student took action against a pernicious problem that has been a thorn in students’ sides … Continue reading WA Student Petitions to Make School Name Less Pretentious