About Us

The Ghostbuster is a non-profit, somewhat journalistic organization that consistently brings up-to-date local and national news right to the screen of your new 24 inch MacBook Pro with Retina display. Our team of undead journalism warriors pioneered the art of satire in 1100 BC while maintaining 4.0 GPAs (give or take two or three points). We are fully committed to churning out literary trash at 3 AM while still managing to function as contributing members of society (more or less).

In addition to bringing the smallest modicum of entertainment to the dark world we live in, The Ghostbuster supports both thousands of full time English majors earning minimum wage and the subversion of the patriarchal paradigm in its devotion to delivering only the best, 100% accurate updates with genuine journalistic integrity. Despite appearances, The Ghostbuster is not affiliated with:

  • Starbucks Corporation
  • the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
  • the gay agenda
  • Netflix, Inc.
  • white privilege

Contact us here with any questions or concerns. We are open to all unsolicited submissions, including but not limited to article proposals, drafts, satirical comics, and more. Send us your best.
Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Follow your dreams, and don’t cross the streams. Just strike up a conversation; we don’t bite unless we get hungry. Hungrier than usual.

FAQ

I want to sue you with my family lawyer.

Please don’t. Satire is free speech protected under the First Amendment. The Ghostbuster acts without malice and is a means of commentary on the public façade and inner dysfunction of Westford Academy.

I’m offended by your insinuations that Westford is not the perfect, upper-class, prestigious utopia I know it to be.

We do love our hate mail.

Who are you, exactly?

We are an independent group of students proudly unsponsored, unendorsed, and unaffiliated with Westford Academy.

Please stop.

No. Thank you for your feedback.

I have an article idea. Where can I submit it?

Send us a note! We’d only be slightly inconvenienced to hear from you.