In a surprise press release yesterday, the Westford Academy Foreign Language department revealed a new exchange trip for its Latin … Continue reading Foreign Language Department Unearths Latin Exchange Program
In response to widespread backlash, administration has decided to retract their no-blackface policy. Recently banned due to its negative racial … Continue reading Blackface Declared Appropriate Due to Universal Eradication of Racism
In June of 2015, students launched CompareClass.com, a website which allowed students to share their class schedules with each other. … Continue reading Guidance Department’s Fears Confirmed: CompareClass Destroys the Sanctity of Class Scheduling
Recently, Westford Academy’s DECA chapter has been struggling with an influx of students attempting to boost their college applications with … Continue reading DECA Reserves Entire Eastern Seaboard for Online Testing
At the end of the 2014-15 school year, upper-middle-class controversy struck Westford Academy: administration discovered that certain members of the … Continue reading Westford Academy Admits GroupMe Was Wrong Choice of App for Disseminating Nudes
The PSAT, although not factored into college admission decisions, is designed to prepare students for the future-determining SAT. Or rather, … Continue reading College Board Launches Preparatory Preliminary SAT to Better Prepare Students for Preparation
This past week, Westford Academy underwent its second ALICE training session, a program intended to prepare students and staff for … Continue reading ALICE Training Leaves Students Woefully Unprepared for Female Shooter
As part of a new initiative to prepare the school for its upcoming one-to-one device plan, Westford Academy’s technology department … Continue reading Technology Director Takes Charge, Upgrades School Internet to Dial-Up
Last week, a Westford Academy student took action against a pernicious problem that has been a thorn in students’ sides … Continue reading WA Student Petitions to Make School Name Less Pretentious
The class of 2016 has managed to push the expectations at Westford Academy to even more unattainable levels. With 15 … Continue reading Entire Class of 2016 Voted “Least Chill” In Updated Superlatives