Olsen Saves the (Snow) Day, 1:54 PM
After a day of inclement weather, Olsen made the final call to close school at 1:54 PM this afternoon, saving … Continue reading Olsen Saves the (Snow) Day, 1:54 PM
Author: The Boy Dahlia
Administration Relieves Stress, Allocates Additional Minute for Crying Between Classes
After many months of occasional mumbles and tangential teacher asides, Westford Academy has finally revealed its plans for a new, … Continue reading Administration Relieves Stress, Allocates Additional Minute for Crying Between Classes
Gregorian Calendar Experts Debate First Day of Christmas
With Thanksgiving officially over, the last straggling stores are finally rushing to restock their shelves and deck the aisles with … Continue reading Gregorian Calendar Experts Debate First Day of Christmas
Senioritis Leaves Student Body Bedridden
The latest outbreak of senioritis at Westford Academy is purportedly the most dangerous and widespread to date and has not … Continue reading Senioritis Leaves Student Body Bedridden
Guidance Department’s Fears Confirmed: CompareClass Destroys the Sanctity of Class Scheduling
In June of 2015, students launched CompareClass.com, a website which allowed students to share their class schedules with each other. … Continue reading Guidance Department’s Fears Confirmed: CompareClass Destroys the Sanctity of Class Scheduling
College Board Launches Preparatory Preliminary SAT to Better Prepare Students for Preparation
The PSAT, although not factored into college admission decisions, is designed to prepare students for the future-determining SAT. Or rather, … Continue reading College Board Launches Preparatory Preliminary SAT to Better Prepare Students for Preparation
Entire Class of 2016 Voted “Least Chill” In Updated Superlatives
The class of 2016 has managed to push the expectations at Westford Academy to even more unattainable levels. With 15 … Continue reading Entire Class of 2016 Voted “Least Chill” In Updated Superlatives
English Department Celebrates Banned Books Week, Continues Teaching Curriculum Exactly As Is
According to the American Library Association (ALA), “Banned Books Week is an annual event celebrating the freedom to read […] … Continue reading English Department Celebrates Banned Books Week, Continues Teaching Curriculum Exactly As Is