The class of 2016 has managed to push the expectations at Westford Academy to even more unattainable levels. With 15 National Merit Semifinalists, 33 students with GPAs above 4.1, and more Ivy League applications than students, the class of 2016 chose the entirety of the class itself for several new superlatives, including “most obsessive,” “most emotional breakdowns,” and “least chill.”
Seniors also introduced a whole slew of all new superlatives to better reflect the class composition at Westford Academy. Here’s what they really want to know:
- Most likely to date a high school freshman after graduation
- Most likely to delete their selfie after not getting enough likes in 10 minutes
- Most likely to study for gym tests
- Most marijuanas smoked in the last three months
- Most likely to accidentally become a druggie
- Most middle school relationships
- Most likely to recalculate GPA every progress report
- Most excessive school spirit
- Most excessive
- Most savage
- Least chill
- Most likely to spend the rest of their life in their parents’ basement
- Most likely to obliterate the scaling on every test ever
- Most points ~~repeated~~ summarized in a class discussion
- Loudest voice in the locker room
- Most likely to reenact 2012 movie Spring Breakers
- Most likely to have peaked in high school
- Largest volume of Dunks consumed
- Least sleep
- Kinkiest
After superlative elections on Friday, the entire class could be found sitting in the library, muttering incoherently about Caltech admission statistics, October 15th deadlines, and their 8-10 minutes of sleep.
